For gears of war haters

[Asshat Goes Bye-Bye]

First off, I'd like to say that yes, i have played the game and toying with the chainsaw is good for about at hour of fun at best. With that said, this thread is for those ppl who hate gears of war. I already know there are many many fans of these games. This is for people who hate the games, not for ppl to fight back and forth. I just saw a video where someone mentioned gears of war 3 and as i about puked, it gave me the idea for this thread.
List the reasons gears sucks.(valid for gears 1 or 2)
My reasons:
1. Third person shooter trying to be like a fps
2. when you run, it looks like you need to poop
3. most ppl criticize the dialogue in the game. me, i wish there was more.
turn volume up for a minute and just listen...all you hear is constant gunfire, chainsaws and grunting. for me, this third one is what made the game get very old very fast, and now i cant even stand it at a low volume.

Alright guys, have fun with this one!
Oh i forgot....
4. Call Of Duty PWNS Gears!!!

[Sir C.E.K.]

Stupid Thread.

[Seph]

I was just waiting for CEK to post it... though he would be more energetic though
since what you hate is what i Like about the game... Grunting, Chainsaw noises, and Bullets everywhere... what there is not to like on a Shooting game?

[Ostinato]

This is going to be a very empty topic....